"Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine."

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

goodcopbadcop:

why is frozen still relevant i’m so tired of hearing about it lets talk about wreck it ralph instead which was better in every way 

so the little children had to write an informative piece of writing and my cooperating teacher told me about how one wrote about ghost hunting and APPARENTLY when you walk through a ghost you get really bad cramps and my co-op was like “I’ve been walking through ghosts once a month for YEARS” and I’m still laughing about it like a week later

This is Kate Bishop.

Kate took over for me as Hawkeye once upon a time when I was.. well, dressing up like a ninja, sort of, is the short version. She is without doubt the finest and most gifted bowman I’ve ever met but she’s like nine years old and spoiled rotten.

She’s pretty great.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

"Let me be clear,
there are many things
that I’m unsure of,
like how to do taxes
and divide by fractions,
and the difference
between independent
and dependent clauses.
I can’t change my oil,
or check the pressure
on my tires.
I don’t know how to
speak up or when
to shut up.
I still don’t know
when too much wine
is too much.
Of all the things
I do not know,
the worst is that
I’m still not sure
what I did
to make you go."
— g.h.w.

"When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What would that mean to you?" [x]

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

edlems:

My sister asked me to draw Quill for her.

edlems:

My sister asked me to draw Quill for her.