Flying dildos.
July 2011

June 2011
Sometimes I like to go on youtube and watch Susan Boyle’s original performance.
It gives me goosebumps and sometimes, it makes me cry.
This class is so freaking long.
I wish being a lawyer in real life was like being a lawyer on television.
And that Zack from Saved By the Bell and Travis from Clueless were what all of them looked like.
I can’t afford to get obsessed with a new show right now. I HAVE NO TIME. That being said:
I love Franklin and Bash.
Breckin Meyer is so sassy. I love it.

This is me crying like a fucking baby.

I’ve just spent the last 30-45 minutes of Return of the King weeping, and yet, I do not have smudges all down my face as evidence. When you say waterproof, you guys really mean it. See?

That being said, GOD I’D FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH I LOVE RETURN OF THE KING. It is by far my favorite of the trilogy (in both book and movie form). I cried minimum of 5 times because it’s been such a long time since I’ve seen it (close to 2 years). It was so worth the wait to be reminded of why it is one of my all time favorite movies.
There were tears solidly from the moment Sam and Frodo are lying on the face of the mountain together right before they’re rescued until “The End” appeared on screen. I swear, the people in front of me were annoyed by my sniffling, to which I must say, ARE YOU PEOPLE DEAD INSIDE?!
This was me:

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It’s because of Gollum. Everyone expects the emotion from Frodo and Sam, but the reaction of Gollum, the look on his face is what gets me. The first few times I watched it, I was more enamored by Sam and the brilliant performance of Sean Astin but when you see it, you can’t get it out of your head or heart.
It’s a testament to Peter Jackson, Andy Serkis and everyone who worked on that magnificent character, that emotional response that a main character who is the only one fully CGI elicited from me from the first time I watched it and probably will for every single time after.




Recasting Harry Potter at the moment because we’re disappointed in the way it turned out. Because even though I love Gary Oldman and David Thewlis, Sirius and Lupin are not nearly hot enough.
Viggo Mortensen as Sirius and Sean Bean as Lupin? Yes.
OR
Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Sirius and Clive Owen as Lupin.
I need to stop being such a pussy when it comes to asking for things from my friends.
Wasting time waiting out the spins while on Tumblr. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME.
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