instead of saying ‘i love you’ I’m just gonna say ‘I’ve got red in my ledger’
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I will forever maintain that “Glorious Purpose” is what Loki calls his dick.
please burden me with it as well.
Okay so (there aren’t really any specific spoilers, but I’ll tag it as such anyway):
I went to see The Avengers with my dad, and I’m sitting there going “Don’t do something weird and let your father know you’re a crazy fangirl. Just breathe. It’s fine, you’ll be fine”.
And it was fine. Until we got to the part where Loki and Thor are on Stark Tower and Thor is pleading with Loki to stop and just come home. And you can see it in Loki’s face that he kind of wants to before he sort of just stabs Thor in the side, catching him off guard. So you’re thinking, “Oh, Loki’s a douche. He just wants to kill everything and get revenge” BUT THEN, because T Hids is a jerk, he lets just one tear roll out of his stupid eye. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Because now all I’m thinking is, “FUCK. LOKI REALLY LOVES THOR AND HE’S JUST IN TOO DEEP. HE WANTS OUT.”
Which may or may not be reading too much into it, but FUCK IT. That’s what we do, isn’t it?
Anyway, I managed to contain my shrill squealing so I don’t think my dad noticed.
Also, there’s a scene where a car blows up and flips and the camera is on the inside and my dad just leaned over and said “God, I love Joss Whedon” and I was so proud.
So when Tony and Bruce drove off at the end all I could see was the “get in loser we’re going avenging” picture and I laughed like an idiot.
I think I literally made that face.
The Avengers is 2.5 hours of straight up downstairs feelings.