WHY AREN’T WE TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU GUYS
Thor: Well Bruce didn’t kill the Abomination!Tony: Yeah, Bruce what was that all about?
Bruce: My girlfriend told me…not…to…
Tony: ….pussy
instead of saying ‘i love you’ I’m just gonna say ‘I’ve got red in my ledger’
#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)
that tag
Actually, it all happened within the same weekOH WOW I DID NOT REALIZE. That must’ve been one horrible week.
There’s a comic series about it literally titled “Fury’s Big Week”, they’re fantastic (and canon)
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
SCIENCE BROS 5EVA
what’s hawkeye’s favorite social media site
tweet tweet motherfuckers
I will forever maintain that “Glorious Purpose” is what Loki calls his dick.
please burden me with it as well.
Okay so (there aren’t really any specific spoilers, but I’ll tag it as such anyway):
I went to see The Avengers with my dad, and I’m sitting there going “Don’t do something weird and let your father know you’re a crazy fangirl. Just breathe. It’s fine, you’ll be fine”.
And it was fine. Until we got to the part where Loki and Thor are on Stark Tower and Thor is pleading with Loki to stop and just come home. And you can see it in Loki’s face that he kind of wants to before he sort of just stabs Thor in the side, catching him off guard. So you’re thinking, “Oh, Loki’s a douche. He just wants to kill everything and get revenge” BUT THEN, because T Hids is a jerk, he lets just one tear roll out of his stupid eye. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Because now all I’m thinking is, “FUCK. LOKI REALLY LOVES THOR AND HE’S JUST IN TOO DEEP. HE WANTS OUT.”
Which may or may not be reading too much into it, but FUCK IT. That’s what we do, isn’t it?
Anyway, I managed to contain my shrill squealing so I don’t think my dad noticed.
Also, there’s a scene where a car blows up and flips and the camera is on the inside and my dad just leaned over and said “God, I love Joss Whedon” and I was so proud.
So when Tony and Bruce drove off at the end all I could see was the “get in loser we’re going avenging” picture and I laughed like an idiot.
Thanks Tumblr.
I think I literally made that face.
The Avengers is 2.5 hours of straight up downstairs feelings.
Tom, I love you.
ONE MORE WEEK. ONE MORE FUCKING WEEK. LET’S GO.
The Avengers + Tenth Doctor Crossover
These are the things that go on in my head.
I want this more than I want air.
Thor: I don’t know what a philanthropist is.
#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
